You Thought Atkins Was New?
I've been doing Atkins for a few years, I admit it, but I'm ready to quit. It's not that I'm craving french fries, Danish pastry, pizza, because I'm not. It's just that here I am, rigorously sticking to the "maintenance diet" like stink on an outhouse rat after originally losing 30 pounds, and now the weight is creeping back. And I'm not only consuming fewer damned carbohydrates than originally, but fewer calories as well. I feel as if I've won a Ferrari that I can only drive in traffic jams. Okay, two metaphors in one post is one too many.
posted by John M Crowther @ 7:16 PM
4 Comments:
Now you're getting sacreligious, dieting is sacred.
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Doughnuts, ice cream, burgers and cokes, French fries, candy and pizza make happy folks. Diets impose famine on unhappy blokes.
LOL to both comments. I'll settle for a big plate of fried clams with tartar sauce! Or a lobster roll. There, my New England background is showing.
Admit it John, you're dying for some real, Italian Pasta!
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