Mary Had a Little Lama
I had this whacky dream the other night that the pope was being chosen on a new reality TV show entitled Vatican Idol. Tens of thousands of people had the opportunity to audition for a minute, doing whatever it is they think popes do, and then it was narrowed down to a handful of finalists. Three judges made comments like, "yo dude, listen up, real spiritual, real spiritual, I liked it," "I really felt your soul," and "If I'm going to be honest with you it was like an imitation of a bad cruise ship chaplain." The audience then got to vote. The field was narrowed down to three teen-agers, two boys and a girl with tattoos, when I woke up.
posted by John M Crowther @ 7:57 AM
3 Comments:
So First of all, I laughed out loud. Hey-do you think he gets that a lot? Of course, now I have the song in my head. Secondly, AI being one of my guilty pleasures (I only watch the show, and not the results show) I can't help but observe that you certainly have the judges pegged, enough that I wonder about your guilty pleasures... Although you were pretty kind to Paula, who I picture prostrating herself and speaking in tongues.
LOL, Gretchen, wish I'd thought of that. Yes, guilty as charged, though I refuse to feel guilty about it. I suspect it beats the holy hannah out of The Bachlorette, which I don't watch.
Hey, dude, this is one funny cartoon. Like Gretchen, I laughed out loud and laughed again at the commentary. Since I do not watch either program, afraid that I do not know the 'skinny' so can not partake in the conversation.
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