The Greeks Had a Word For It

The little boy who grew up in Beverly Hills was very upset when he stormed in the front door. "What's wrong?" his mother asked him. "Tommy just told me how I got here. I can't believe it. It's really terrible." The boy's mother figured the time had finally come for "the talk." "Oh no," she said, "it's not terrible at all. In fact, it's beautiful. Let me explain it to you. " "There's no explanation," the boy wailed. "Well, what did Tommy tell you?" "He said his parents brought him home in a Bentley. I got here in a Nissan Sentra."