Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons.... John Crowther's Cartoon Odyssey
I think of it as The Fool's Journey. I've been asked who the "fool" is. It's me, but in the classical sense of the court jester. Only the fool was allowed to tell the king of his follies. All cartoons are available as prints or originals, framed or unframed, through my website or e-mail. For mugs, t-shirts, and other products visit my gift shop at www.zazzle.com/jcrowtherart* (be sure to include the *).
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Service With a Goofy Grin
I happened to catch a few minutes of Wheel of Fortune last night. It's been on for decades, literally, but host Pat Sajak and letter-turner Vanna White both remain unrighteously slender and youthful. It's a time warp, and I have to admit there was something comforting about it. With everything else in our culture careening past faster than we can process it, it's lovely to know some things stay the same, like toothpicks and bird feeders.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Workplace Fun
Anthropologists now believe that the Neanderthals were more advanced than previously believed. Here again, I've long been convinced that the European Neanderthal's were never wiped out by the northward migration of African homo sapiens. Of course they interbred. And of course their genes are still with us. They are us, more than folks like to think.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Let Us Play
Scientists are now saying there's a good chance that life on earth didn't start with one single source, but rather sprang from multiple chemical reactions at different times in different places, which would mean there are organisms in existence totally unrelated to each other genetically. No surprise to me. I've believed this for years, especially if you think, as I do, that "life" is not a one-time chance occurrence that only happened here on earth and nowhere else in the universe. What I don't get is why people think there's a conflict between belief in God and acceptance of science. God to me is responsible for all the astonishing miracles that science tries with stumbling success to comprehend, not simply the easy stuff like turning Adam's rib into Eve. That's a mere magic trick compared to the Big Stuff.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
The Wild Blue Hither
I'm guessing that most of America is reeling with delight about the fact that authorities here have lifted the ban on the import of haggis. That's the Scottish treat made of a sheep's heart, lungs and other goodies mixed with oatmeal, stuffed in the sheep's guts and steamed. As someone aptly said, "most Scottish cooking is based on dares."
Monday, January 25, 2010
It Begins at Homely
I was happy yesterday to hear a radio program on NPR discussing something that has bothered me since the beginning of the Haiti disaster, the influx of media crews to that beleaguered slice of island. Reporters, television news personalities, camera crews, all of them eating, needing shelter, taking up living space, not to mention runway room at the airport. For what? So people can be informed? No way. It's a battle for a slice of the audience pie, bait to get folks to watch commercials. Imagine, NBC has a crew of 75 down there. And don't get me started on the venal creatures known as Haitian politicians, stealing relief money as fast as it arrives just as they've been stealing the billions in foreign aid we've been sending them since forever.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Tonight, Tonight, Won't Be Just Any Night
I would take Jack Paar back any day of the week, or for that matter, Steve Allen, who started the whole thing. Why is it, I wonder, that with every yammer show the host sits to the right, the sidekick and guests to the left, and it's always the same stupid desk? I'm guessing some genius psychologist came up with that and the suits don't have the guts to think out of the box.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Stupid Pet Tricks
I had the most extraordinary experience today. I was at a big box store buying a piece of electronics. I was torn between two versions of an item, and the salesman was doing a hard sell to convince me to buy the less expensive one because he thought it would be a better deal. "You can tell," he said to me, "I'm not working on commission."
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Snow Job
Are like a curtain drawn before the truth,
And yet we still attempt to understand
The past from bits and scraps, the meager facts
Whose meaning lies a distance far beyond
Our grasp. You'd do as well to suck on bones
And nothing more, and claim you'd had a meal.
Copyright 2010 John Crowther
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Mad Bomber
This may be a bit of a stretch, but I truly believe evidence of the imminent collapse of civilization can be found in the supermarket. The major trend in marketing nowadays is illusive packaging that suckers the public into believing it is getting more for less, when actually it is getting less for more. Paradoxically, you can do better online, even though you don't see and touch what you're paying for until FedEx delivers it.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Over the Edge
Excuse me if I qvell (wonderfully expressive old Jewish word) today. The winter league lacrosse season started yesterday in West Los Angeles, and my team of 5th and 6th graders won our game 11-7. It's not the fact of winning that has this old coach bloated with pride, but the way they did it, hustling without ever letting up, staying disciplined and focused (an amazing accomplishment for 10 and 11-year olds), doing exactly what was asked of them, and playing "like the big boys!" Go Midshipmen!
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Words, Words, Words
"Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand on those who wrote them." Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820's.
By the way, (or BTW in accursed netspeak) I want to thank you all for your daily comments, which I appreciate enormously and thoroughly enjoy. Time prevents me from always responding, but I usually don't think something additional from me is necessary. What you have to say stands on its own without my tacking something on. And for those who keep track of such things, today's post is The Fool's 1162nd straight without missing a day.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Fright Risk
Officials are now claiming that they realized the guy who attempted to blow up the plane on Christmas day was a potential terrorist while the flight was already en route. However, they say, even had they questioned him in Amsterdam he probably would have been allowed to travel, since they had no reason to believe he was an immediate threat. I guess the bomb in his underwear doesn't count.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Like a Rug
So Rush Limbaugh had chest pains and checked into a hospital. Afterward he proclaimed there's no problem with our health care system, it works just fine. It shows just how far out of touch poor Rush is. As Voltaire said on this date back in 1759, "Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.