Get Thee To a Winery

A priest and a rabbi were talking about how they divided up the weekly take from their congregations. The priest said he had what he thought was a novel solution. He drew a circle on the floor and threw the money in the air. What fell inside the circle went for running the church, what fell outside paid his salary. "I do something quite like that," the rabbi told him. "I draw the circle and throw the money up just like you, only I figure what God wants he keeps, what comes down is mine."