Kids Say the Darndest Things

As we speak a 13-year old boy is nearing the summit of Mt. Everest, the youngest person ever to climb it, and a 16-year old girl is halfway around the world in her bid to be the youngest person to circumnavigate the globe solo. Lesser well-publicized is the fact that an 8-month old Sri Lankan infant is poised to become the first human being ever to hit six sewers on a fly in Brooklyn stickball competition.