Dear Old Dad(s)
In the NBA the players are all taking DNA tests to prove they're not the father of myriad children, but with millions at stake all those wannabe daddies to Anna Nicole Smith's baby are racing to the lab to support their claim to the fortune. I predict a few more will come out of the woodwork before this thing is settled. You never know, there might turn out to be as many "pretenders to the throne" as there are Democrats running for president. And by the way, just to end the suspense that's been building these past weeks, I am forming an exploratory committee prior to actually announcing my candidacy. All proceeds from the sale of t-shirts, mugs, and aprons with my cartoons on them will go toward my campaign. Just hurry over to www.zazzle.com/jcrowtherart*. Nice segue, huh?
Another announcement, and this is a biggie, folks. Tomorrow I will be posting my 100th cartoon here. To celebrate I've arranged for 100 virgins accompanied by 100 trumpeters to release 100 white doves each from the tops of 100 building in 100 cities across the country. Locations to be announced. Watch for the media coverage, it should be an amazing thing. To join the celebration, I suggest you go to the above website and buy a t-shirt, mug, or apron.
Another announcement, and this is a biggie, folks. Tomorrow I will be posting my 100th cartoon here. To celebrate I've arranged for 100 virgins accompanied by 100 trumpeters to release 100 white doves each from the tops of 100 building in 100 cities across the country. Locations to be announced. Watch for the media coverage, it should be an amazing thing. To join the celebration, I suggest you go to the above website and buy a t-shirt, mug, or apron.
posted by John M Crowther @ 7:29 AM
7 Comments:
QUOTE:but with millions at stake all those wannabe daddies to Anna Nicole Smith's baby are racing to the lab to support their claim to the fortune:UNQUOTE
Heck... no wonder the Muslims think we're infidels...:-(
Congratulations on reaching 100 John... it's a terrific achievement... and who would have thought from such humble beginnings. You are really going places young man... keep up the good work! :-)
Thanks, Jean. I always fear that there are people out there who would like to tell me where to go, or where to get off. [grin]
Congratulations on your hundredth, and may there be hundreds even thousands more!
I will be looking for those white doves should they make it to the eastern seaboard. It is brutally cold here so tell them to wear their Winter Silks!
Thank heavens, thought you might not have been serious about your candidacy, now I can rest easily. Must rush out and buy one of the T-shirts, you did say that your supporters were to be given a discount, didn't you? Now about those 100 virgins? Doves? Media? Must don T-shirt and comb hair before the frenzy of flashing camera bulbs start.
Your cartoons just get better and better. Can say with certainty that one never forgets your cartoons once one has seen them. As Jean says, keep up the good work, young man! Love this one tonight and bet that there are atleast 10 other men out there trying to work out a way to claim kinship by sleeping with that poor woman. Sleep? when did she have time to sleep with all these affairs?
Obama who? Hillary who?
QUOTE:Thanks, Jean. I always fear that there are people out there who would like to tell me where to go, or where to get off. [grin]UNQUOTE:
Heeyyyy John... it's a cool club... I'm in it... so you're in good company! LOL
Congratulations on reaching your 100th cartoon! What a milestone! They are all just wonderful, created with such clarity of line and wit.
Now don't hurry too fast to get in line for the fortune, John. The trouble with living in the fast lane is that we reach our end destination too soon, to wit.
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