What's In a Name?
I don't know which is scarier, the power of a single word to arouse mighty passions, or the power of a mob to turn a simple word like values into a weapon that can alter the course of history. There's a large percentage of Americans for whom their own safety and well-being is less important than their desire to dictate to others how to conduct their lives, what they're allowed to read and view, even what they're permitted to think. The astonishing thing is that the definition of the word "values" has become distorted. Some of us place a high value on personal freedom, on the right to live our lives as we wish as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. So it's become a case of "my values can beat up your values." There's a big flap going on now over the winner of this year's Newbery Medal for children's lierature, The Power of Lucky by Susan Patron. Early on in the book Ms. Patron uses the word "scrotum," so the morality naziis have gone on high alert, fighting to keep the book out of libraries. Don't they know the surest way to get kids snickering about a word is to ban it?
Meanwhile, in today's news there's a story about a 14-year old boy with cystic fibrosis who was given the chance by the Make-A-Wish people to spend a weekend at an Army Rangers camp, going through actual maneuvers with the soldiers, dressed in fatigues and toting a rifle. I trust the grunts watched their language as they showed the lad how they learn to become effective killers.
6 Comments:
Isn't the CEO at the head of the table looking for "thrust" rather than "ring" in the new Ford Phallus?
I hadn't thought of that. Good one. In any case they want more bang for their buck.
This one is over my head. Still great commentary, John. Hi, il professore, how is no name cat doing?
>>Lee said...
This one is over my head. <<
Lee,
The attempt here is to satirize advertising’s use of sexual objects or ideas (“bang for the buck,” “thrust”) as a means of inducing the moral minority to buy inanimate objects. It’s true, however, that if the minority can afford to put petrol into a Ford Phallus that inanimate object will rise to the occasion. Petroleum is to a Ford Phallus what Viagra is to Hugh Hefner.
As for my no-name cat, ever since I began posting to this blog, she has refused to sleep on my chest. I’m of the opinion that in the middle of the night she hops onto my laptop and follows these discussions. Felines are extraordinarily sensitive creatures, as you know. Therefore, if I have in any way offended her by making light of her species I apologize from the bottom of my heart and the bowl from which she drinks.
And I assume, prof, the bowel from which she.... never mind, forget I ever said it.
One thing about the Ford Phallus, it'll give other cars some stiff competition. It's a hard car to beat.
John C. now that my computer has had it's physical check up, been cured of it's ills, I hope, I will be back on line each day. About time as when you two are left alone without supervision...... Thank you for the kind explanation, il professore, not like Mr. Smarty pants John C.
I am devastated that Ms. Cat with No Name has been offended. Perhaps a nicely steamed salmon placed in her bowl will help soothe her feelings. I, sincerely, hope that NOTHING that I said offended her. If so, then tell her that I grovel in humble attrition at her paws.
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