Non-Profit? That's No Challenge!

I've never been able to figure out what the old saying "charity begins at home" is all about. Shouldn't it be more like "poverty begins at home?" My entire life has been a not-for-profit organization. Not officially, but it's sure as heck worked out that way. And "disorganization" is more like it. That's why I'd make a great president, I know how to "make do" in a pinch, and Lord knows this country is in a pinch, big time. More than a "pinch," actually, a shove off a cliff. And speaking of that, I'm excited to say that my campaign received an endoresement from Ralph Nader this week. (You remember him, don't you?) Well okay, he didn't mention me by name, but he did say on a radio interview that what we need in this country are more third party and independent candidates. So here I am, ready to answer the call. My exploratory committee is still looking into it, though they did come to me and complain that they're not sure what they're supposed to be exploring. I told them to dig through the garbage cans out in the alley and collect tin cans and bottles. I'll take it from there.