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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Arms Race to the Finish LIne


There are scholars who argue convincingly that the beginning of the end for humanity came about 8000 years ago with the development of agriculture, which led to specialization. Individuals were needed to fill specific roles, and thus was born the idea of "jobs." (And by the way, the job of turning wheat into flour gave us the term "the daily grind," but I digress.) And because man was no longer wandering far and wide in search of the best hunting, or ripest berries, another bad idea sprang up, the need to stake out a claim to "property" and protect it from all intruders, including those who still hadn't given up wandering and figured out that they could just wait until after harvest and steal the flour from the settlers. The settlers meanwhile figured out two new specialties were needed to help protect their flour, weapons maker and security guard. Eventually pretty much everybody had property, but none of them were satisfied they had enough so they began trying to steal each other's lands, which led to bigger and more powerful weapons and a new and improved kind of security guard called a soldier. We all know the rest, it led to a vicious cycle of everyone trying to protect their lands and flour against everyone else, as nobody was ever satisfied and the weapons got bigger and bigger. Meanwhile nobody noticed that the weapons had got so big and powerful they could now not only destroy their adversaries' flour, they could render the land useless for growing more flour for centuries to come. Man had been around for hundreds of thousands of years before agriculture came along 8000 years ago. 8000 years. That's a drop in the bucket.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God for the first hunters and gatherers. I like my modern appliances very much! My family would starve without use of the microwave! Also have no desire to live in a cave. So I say, lets raise our glasses to those first adventurers.

Great cartoon, John. Good commentary as usual.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of my best friends are gatherers, and I do on occasion enjoy hanging out with the hunters, but when I do I always wear red. You may be right in pointing a finger at gatherers whose cultivation of the land lead to the ownership of property and hence to weaponry and war, but let’s not white-wash what hunting societies were equally capable of doing to one another when one hunting band trespassed into what another hunting community assumed to be their rightful territory.

Rather than blame the hunter or the gatherer, I would suggest looking at the animal kingdom where the beasts of the forest and jungle define their territory by urinating on the ground or trees, from whence we derive the term “pissing contest.” As is the case with American Idol and other such p. contests and world wars, the most deserving hunter or gatherer doesn’t always win; therefore neither should not be held responsible for the mess in which we currently find ourselves.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said, il professore!

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After sifting the flour from that double negative Prof *wink*... I have to say that I agree... the hunter and the gatherer seem equally responsible.

As for the mess we currently find ourselves in... no-one ever "finds" themselves in a mess... (for in a mess one is more lost than ever)

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CORRECTION:

"neither should be held responsible for the mess in which we currently find ourselves."

My sincerest apologies.

1:36 AM  

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