Everyone's A Joker

Imagine what a better world it would be if people would just lighten up. It works for traffic school. Suppose checkout clerks at the supermarkets kept people howling as they rang up groceries. "You're buying a quart of milk, a loaf of rye bread, and a large jar of peanut butter, ma'am. You must be single." "How could you tell?" "You're butt ugly." Ba da boom. Instead of the usual scowl, you'ld get comedy routines from the bank teller. "That's fifteen bucks in additional fees. And don't say anything or everyone else in line is going to want to pay that much too." You call Southwest Airlines to find out if your mother-in-law's plane is on time and the person at the other end says, "and thank you for calling Southwest, but on the other hand, why the heck would you call United, it's not their flight that's an hour late."