9.0 From the Chinese Judge

So now we have the Olympics, that great celebration of athleticism and the brotherhood of man. Except that it's bollocks. Where do we start? With the millions that NBC is raking in? Or George W. Bush attending the opening ceremonies but not after roundly criticicizing his hosts? I say drop the nationalism nonsense, drop the tallies to see which country comes out ahead, drop the national anthems, and just let the best athletes from around the world go head to head. In foul air.