All the News That Fits We Print

A corner of hell is reserved for the conservative storm troopers in the media like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Monica Crowley who keep raging about media bias, as if they themselves are not the guiltiest of the guilty. With them I put their right wing lap dog listeners who never question the paradox. Just outside the door, with neither access to paradise nor a stick, marshmallow, and access to the infernal fires I place all the liberals who listen to them regularly, claiming they "just want to know what the other side is thinking." One doesn't need to eat a daily dose of garbage to be reminded what crapburgers taste like. If you want intelligent conservative commentary it's out there, in the likes of David Brooks, Christoper Hitchens, Peggy Noonan, and others.