Sew What Ye Shall Rip

A group of congregants was asked by their pastor if they prayed regularly to God and all nodded their heads vigorously. He then asked what they prayed for. Some said it was health, others for world peace, still others for eternal salvation. So it went until there was one fellow left who still hadn't responded. When the pastor turned to him he replied, "I believe in God. I just keep praying for some sign he believes in me."