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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Get Poor Quick Schemes


A man went to his doctor. "I have this shooting pain in my throat when I swallow," he said, "and I'm extremely hoarse. What should I do?" "Keep your neck swathed in hot compresses," the doctor advised him. "That's odd," the man replied, "my maid told me to use cold compresses." "So who are you going to believe," said the doctor, "your maid or my maid?"

posted by John M Crowther @ 9:14 AM 

1 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

A doctor asks his patient what is wrong. The patient responds, "Oh it's terrible, Doc. I don't know what to do. Everything I eat turns to sh*t."

It's the dumbest joke ever, but in spite of that (or because of that?) it's an all time favorite.

3:53 PM  

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