The Greeks Had a Word For It

Man comes home from work early and finds his wife in bed naked and a man's clothes draped over a chair. After a quick search, the enraged husband finds the owner of the clothes cowering in a closet au naturel. "I was just passing by and had to go to the bathroom," the man stammers. "Your wife was kind enough to let me in. I was all ready to go when you arrived, and since I knew it looked bad I figured I'd better hide. "Do you expect me to believe that?" the husband raged. "No, but under the circumstances can you think of a better excuse?"