Biblical Silliness

Experts claim that dogs have evolved into creatures of servitude, genetically predisposed to serve their owners without complaint or judgment. Tell that to Zuzu, my miniature wire-haired dachshund, who will turn up her nose at any and all proffered food until I give her exactly what she wants, who wakes me up at 3 in the morning and pesters me to let her visit my neighbor's house, and who refuses to eat pasta without parmesan cheese.