Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons.... John Crowther's Cartoon Odyssey
I think of it as The Fool's Journey. I've been asked who the "fool" is. It's me, but in the classical sense of the court jester. Only the fool was allowed to tell the king of his follies. All cartoons are available as prints or originals, framed or unframed, through my website or e-mail. For mugs, t-shirts, and other products visit my gift shop at www.zazzle.com/jcrowtherart* (be sure to include the *).
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Trust Your Instincts
On Sunday I posted a cartoon sending up the Oval Office beer bust to be enjoyed today by Obama, Prof. Gates, and the Boston arresting officer. As an afterthought I added the notation "product placement," with an arrow pointing to an empty bottle of beer. This morning I found out that a couple of beer labels are actually vying to be the official beer of the "brew summit." As kids like to say, "un-friggin'-believable."
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Fantasy Sells, Especially When It's True
My brief report from the much hyped Comic-Con gathering in San Diego. Average age of the public: 15. Average mental level: 12. Fun, especially if you like day-glo-dyed spiked hair, not to mention ghouls and action figures in plastic costumes shoving marketing material at you. Parking a disaster. I had to park a mile away from the convention hall and pay $20. I hoofed the distance so as not to pay another $20 for a pedi-cab.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Smile
I wonder about strange things sometimes, Like for instance, who was the first photographer to ever utter the directive, "Say cheese?" And how in the world did the custom become so ubiquitous? I fear that thinking about these things prevents me from seeking the answers to really important questions, like who first boiled an egg?
Friday, July 24, 2009
Strange Bedfellows
Theodore Roosevelt was once heckled by a man who kept interrupting him to proclaim, "I'm a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and my grandfather was a Democrat." Roosevelt finally looked at him and said, "if your father was a jackass and your grandfather was a jackass what would that make you?" "A Republican," the man answered.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Knock Knock
Presumably the California legislature has finally, after months of wrangling, reached agreement on a budget. They did it by cutting social services to the bone. It reminds me of the journalist and the politician who were riding together and passed a flock of sheep. "Look," said the politician, "the sheep have all been shorn." "On this side anyway," said the journalist.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Garbage In, Garbage Out
As the media won't let us forget, today is the anniversary of Neil Armstrong's moonwalk when he blew his one line of dialogue. The tape clearly has him saying, "One small step for Man, one giant leap for mankind." What he was meant to say was "one small step for 'a' man," which has a very different meaning, and is what we've been told he did say for the past 40 years, despite the clear evidence to the contrary.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Heavenly Coffee
I admit it, I'm in seventh heaven, I just got a new espresso/capuccino maker and it is, as the kids today say, "da bomb." It's astonishing, isn't it, in a world of woe the way small things can make us happy. The other new joy in my life is my iPod. Not because of the music, but because of the miraculous little app called "brushes" that allows me to use it as a sketchpad. But more about that anon. And on and on.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Something Fishy
This week's New Yorker magazine reports that a few years ago "the oldest person in the world, a hundred-and-fourteen-year-old Dutch woman, said she attributed her longevity to eating pickled herring every day." On the other hand, the magazine reports, "a hundred-and-fourteen-year-old woman from Texas attributed her long life to 'minding my own business.'"
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Youth Is Wasted
When asked what he thought should be taught to children first, Samuel Johnson, according to Boswell, replied that "it is no matter what you teach them first any more than what leg you should put in your breeches first. You may stand disputing which is best, but in the meantime your breech is bare. While you, Sir, are considering which of two things you should teach your child first, another has learnt them both."
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Curtains Up, Light the Lights
I have a nightmare vision of an infnite number of psychologists and social scientists sitting in front of an infinite number of computer screens for an infinite number of years to come churning out an infinite number of books dissecting Michael Jackson, the sordid tale of his life and death, his pathologies, and the cultural phenomenon he spawned. It will never end, folks.
Monday, July 06, 2009
Sunday, July 05, 2009
This Way to the Egress
We here at the "journey" hate to let this day go by without remembering it's the 199th anniversary of the birth of P.T. Barnum. He believed one should never take life too seriously, and we wholeheartedly agree with him. Perhaps this is a fitting occasion to remind folks to go to www.OutskirtsPress.com/outoforder and buy my book.