Liar, Liar

A psychologist was conducting a survey, asking volunteers what they would think about if they were in an airplane about to crash. "My wife and children," the first volunteer offered, "because they'd have no one to take care of them." "My poor old mother," said the second, "because she'd be alone in the world without me." "Big boobs," answered the third. "Why is that?" the psychologist asked. "Because," said the man, "I always think about big boobs."