They've Got a Secret

I'm all for domestic spying, the more the better. In fact, I think everyone should have personal surveillence devices, or PSD's. In the near future they'll be incorporated into your cell phones along with a GPS satellite locating system, text messaging, TV reruns, games, video camera, and WMD's so that anyone, at anytime, on a whim, just by texting the word zap can destroy everything within fifty miles. It will also be able to read thoughts. Since everyone will know what everyone else is thinking secrets and lies will be a thing of the past. It should make elections a lot of fun.